“I like it when somebody gets excited about something. It’s nice.” —J. D. Salinger, The Catcher in the Rye
and people thought gays would ruin the sanctity of marriage.
- gatsby: hey i just met you
- gatsby: and this is crazy
- gatsby: but i'm going to spend most of my life and wealth in an attempt to pursue you for your stunning vapidness and the warped image of yourself created in my mind as a precursor to my eventual fall
- gatsby: so call me maybe
instead of learning from my mistakes i like to dwell on them until i have a panic attack
i will never forgive jamie lynn spears for getting pregnant and ruining zoey 101