April 2011
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This is how I feel about certain people right now.
Get out of my head! Leave my brain alone!
What if my crush ACTUALLY liked me back!?
Soon I discovered that this rock thing was true....
I wish I could morph my first name with someone...
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Darwin has a theory. A theory I'm more than...
That theory, ladies and gentlemen, is evolution.
excellentnocomment-deactivated2 asked: I love you as my own child, and every day you make me proud.
Remember who you are. You are my son, and the one true king.
Remember who you are. You are my son, and the one true king.
bee-sharpe asked: You are a handsome young man, who is insanely cool. You also smell good.
It wouldnt let me annon.....
It wouldnt let me annon.....
I don't want to be a teddy bear. I want to be a...
Reblog if you want (1) message from an anon...
kristmas:
I deserve better than to be somebody's Plan B....
Reblog if you want one of these in your ask box:
cadwallader:
hiccupsforbreakfast:
A stupid question
A compliment
A story
A poem
About you
Why you follow me
If you met me what would you do
A cute message
One thing you want to tell me
One thing you want to know about me
plz guyssss
Trent: Logan, what do people with Asperger’s do? Do they talk weird or something?
Me: Although individuals with Asperger syndrome acquire language skills without significant general delay and their speech typically lacks significant abnormalities, language acquisition and use is often atypical. Abnormalities include verbosity, abrupt transitions, literal interpretations and miscomprehension...
Game over, ladies and gentlemen. Quest status =...
Boom boom boom boom.
Gonna shoot ya right down. Right offa your feet. Take you home with me. Put you in my house. Boom boom boom boom. Aw-haw-haw-haw. —John Lee Hooker
Mom: If you’re gonna be sick, you need happy pants (Marvel/DC pajama pants)
Me: But mom, I already got dressed nice this morning, I don’t want to ruin it just because I’m terminally ill.
Mom: Don’t be silly, you’re not terminally ill, you’re just Turbo-ly ill.
cadaverfestival asked: Any ideas as to how someone raps a child?
Is it when you read off an elementary school attendance list while someone beatboxes behind you?
Is it when you read off an elementary school attendance list while someone beatboxes behind you?
I've pissed off all my Mormon friends.
All three of them.
letsrollpeople asked: ummm cleverbot just told me it hates brown-skinned people. i asked why and it said paper cuts.
Click on this link to have an intelligent... →
It's not failure, it's delayed success.
However you feel, whatever it takes, whenever it’s real, whatever awaits, whatever you need, however so slight, whenever it’s real, whenever it’s right. I’ve been thinking long and hard about the things you said to me, like a bitter stranger, and now I see the long, the short, the middle and what’s inbetween, I could spit on a stranger, (pour/pull me out) you’re...
Well, nobody ever said this quest would be easy.
Answer the vegetable question.
A poem, for your consideration.
Salam says
to her class,
we’re starting poetry today.
She proceeds
to write
‘Poetry’ on the board.
She asks for
elements
of poetry to be written
by the class.
Minutes pass,
the room front clears,
and we can see
the board again.
Under ‘Poetry’,
we see scribblings of
‘Waka Flocka!’ ‘Gucci $wag!’
‘Lil’ Wayne!’...
Sometimes, there's just that ONE person who makes...
This is Blues Power. Let's have a party!
What's the question you asked me?
What’s the answer I gave that made me feel like I was on a train? What’s the distant voice, made me make a choice, that I had to get the fuck out of this town?
